revputty:

halloween’s coming back around and you know what that means. fucken scary godmother that’s Right every single night i’m gonna watch that shit

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Reblogged from The Romantic Egotist
Tags: LITERAL FAV
  • teacher: don't bullshit this essay
  • me: i'm gonna bullshit this essay

lolsofunny:

have you ever gotten to a point in a text conversation where suddENLY EVERYTHING IS CAPSLOCK AND YOU’RE BOTH JUST SCREAMING AT EACH OTHER FOR NO REASON

Tags: lol
coolest-humans:

IG: emmaindiepop :)

coolest-humans:

IG: emmaindiepop :)

Reblogged from COOLEST HUMANS
Tags: wow babe

Sometimes I look at the town i live in and think, “how is this place even real?”

swanqueenidiot:

Okay so the Colbert Report posted a link to the Ellen Page interview, right

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And I was already happy it was a fan favorite. But THE COMMENTS

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I MEAN

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IT’S JUST TOO GREAT

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ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND MAPLE LEAF

Reblogged from Live Long And Prosper
badrapper:

awwww-cute:

Went kayaking with my girlfriend and we made the cutest friend!

excuse me WHY are his hands up i cant handle this

badrapper:

awwww-cute:

Went kayaking with my girlfriend and we made the cutest friend!

excuse me WHY are his hands up i cant handle this

Scare the world: Be exactly who you say you are and tell the truth.
— (via fleurslibres)
Tags: words
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Tags: oh frankie

Pet Peeves #1

gothhabibti:

zodiac—signs:

Aries: beating around the bush
Taurus: constant noises
Gemini: having to explain themselves twice
Cancer: twisted words
Leo: too much talk not enough action
Virgo: being pressured
Libra: people who hold grudges for too long
Scorpio: being lied to
Sagittarius: dwelling on the past
Capricorn: knowing they can do better 
Aquarius: taking orders
Pisces: not being heard